Are You There?

FREE short story by Colin Devonshire

Are You There?

“Hey, where did you go?”

Sam banged his phone on the counter. He listened and stared at the Android.

“Hello, are you there?”

He looked around, hoping someone, anyone, could help.

“Now what?” He asked the ceiling.

The patrons of the upmarket coffee shop were unaware of Sam’s daily drama. He felt like throwing the cheap unit across the room. The people on the next table read his mind, they hid behind menus. A limp smile calmed them.

“Phone’s not working,” he said, shaking it wildly.

“Try turning it on,” said the school uniformed teenager on the next table to him.

The plaster above and the screen in front, blank, had no answers.

Sam gripped it tightly as if squeezing the life out of it, then pressed and tapped. The screen lit, Sam smiled at his neighbour, who grinned at her friend. The smile said, idiot.

“It’s working!” he squealed.

A man burst in, “I need a large Americano please.”

He looked around, wiping sweat from his brow. His jacket tightened as he loosened stressed shoulders.

“Hey, it’s you,” he said, glaring at Sam.

“Sorry, do I know you?”

“No, but I just saw your face.”

“Eh, yes, I’m sat here,” said Sam.

“I mean, I saw you on a telephone screen,” the man was panting.

“I don’t know what you are talking about?”

The man calmed, “Sorry, I should explain. A phone crashed to the pavement, just missing me. It fell from the sky, hitting electric wires on the way, then thumped into the man in front of me, bouncing off him, then crashing into me. I glimpsed the screen, it showed a picture of you. The same cap, the same shirt. It was you.”

“I was just talking to my girlfriend. Was it her phone?”

“I’ve no idea.”

“Where is the phone?”

“A road-sweeper collected the bits and binned it.”

Minutes before, high up, a heated conversation was taking place, thirty floors above the coffee shop.

“See ya, dad.”

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“Oh, I’ve got university work to research,” said Chinsao.

“I thought I heard you saying you were meeting that idiot ‘gweilo’ boy.”

“His name is Sam, and I can meet who I wish.”

Chinsao’s father grabbed her wrist. He dragged her across the spacious living room.

“Come with me,” he fumed, leading the way past the open-plan kitchen and four doors to the bedrooms to a little-used doorway tucked at the back of the property.

“Where are you taking me?” 

The door creaked.

“To the roof, I want you to be clear about something.”

He pushed her gently up the dusty steps to another firmly shut steel door, which complained at the opening.

“And what is up here, that is so vital for me to see?” said Chinsao, dusting her skirt of cobwebs.

“Yes, it is important darling, when I was your age, I didn’t have a comfy uni to attend. I didn’t have friends in designer gear, I had to craft, getting covered in filth and dust. You should be grateful for the life you have.”

“Mum wasn’t!”

“It was sad what happened to her. I’m sorry, she couldn’t cope.”

“Mum hated you and the life she endured.”

“It was business, I worked hard. No wife should complain about a husband like me,” he said, walking to the edge of the roof. Concrete blocks, steel pipes and wiring littered the space.

Chinsao looked around, fixing her eyes back at the doorway, judging if she should dash for it.

Her phone bleeped.

“Give me that,” her father said as he snatched it. “Him again, has he no work to do?”

Sam’s beaming face filled the screen as it flew over the edge of the building.

“Dad, that’s mine!” She spluttered as it disappeared.

“I’ve brought you here for a couple of reasons.”

“What if I’m not interested?”

“You damn well should be. You are the last in the family. You are heir to my wealth.”

He spread his arms, looking left, right, up and down.

“On every rooftop, you can see, and in every room below us you know, they have electronic elements made by my company, every satellite dish, every box of tricks that supply internet, each tv and radio, have parts supplied by me. And, my dear daughter we own property up and down the country, as well as this, magnificent tower block,” he pointed behind them. “We live in luxury, the whole top floor of this block, why could your mother not wait? We own the most desirable part of Bangkok.”

“Yeah, yeah, dad, well done,” she clapped in slow motion. “I’ve heard it all before.”

“Which brings me to the second part of my little speech. The part you haven’t heard before.”

She looked around again for an escape route, guessing what was coming.

“Next week, my great friend and business associate from Beijing is coming here, to visit you. He is bringing his son. A dazzling and independently wealthy business executive, to meet you.” 

Chinsao’s eyes looked at clouds.

“No way, dad. I’m not interested in anyone else.”

“You my, dear, will do as I order.”

The talk in the coffee shop buzzed about the dangers of living below sky-touching buildings. Sam checked the time, his watch and his phone, both told him, she was late.

Coffee drinker’s eyes were drawn to the window. Pedestrians ducked and dived sideways, forwards and backwards in fear as a heavy object bounced from telegraph pole to advertising board and on a tangled clump of wiring. Out of view from the windows but all too clear to the people outside, a body was spinning on its downward spiral to crash to the street.

People covered their eyes and turned in horror as sirens raced to the scene. The police quickly covered the mess. 

Sam, leaning on one person’s shoulders, as he peered between other customers’ heads, they could see a gathering of people stepping away from a spreading puddle of blood.

The back entrance of the coffee shop burst open.

“Hi, all,” said Chinsao, “Coffee is on me. Who wants another one?”

“What?” asked Sam.

“What are you talking about?”

 “My dad just left me this business, amongst other stuff.”

“That’s him, over there, behind the police screens. He jumped off the building.”

The END









You Call That Fun?

FREE short story – Colin Devonshire

You Call That Fun?

“You wanna do something fun?” 

“Yeah, I’m bored, what have you got in mind?”

The boy’s school was about to break up for the long annual holidays. 

“You two at the back, stop talking. If you’ve finished your exam, sit quietly until time is up.” Mr Jacobs said. Further disturbing the unfinished papers.

“Wanker,” mouthed Geoff.

His best friend, Mart, snorted. The snort shifted to full laughter as Geoff was pulled out of the exam room by his ear.

A bell sounded, pens were retired, except for one girl’s that kept scratching until grabbed by Mr Jacobs. 

“Time’s up. Please pass your papers forward. I will collect Geoff’s although I don’t expect there is much to see.”

The grinning students filed out, sweating or punching the air, depending on their expected mark.

Mart slapped his friend’s shoulder as he joined him outside the headteacher’s office.

“Bastard, I hate him and the rest of them. They think they are clever. Just because they have a well-paid job in a fancy school.” Geoff was fuming, his dad would not be happy.

“Cheer up mate, holiday next week.”

“Those that can, do. Those that can’t, teach,” Geoff smiled. 

A glass window slid back. “You can go in now.”

“Good luck with your dad. I’ll see you later,” Mart said as he turned, leaving his friend to his fate.

“Hi, dad, me again.”

“Don’t dad me in this office. Here you call me sir. Especially if you have been sent again. What is it this time?”

“Mr Jacobs thought I said something to offend him. He misheard.”

“What about the exam?”

“I didn’t complete it, I was sitting outside,” Geoff said with a smirk.

“What am I going to do with you? You don’t know how lucky you are to attend a school like this.”

“What’s lucky about it. I miss my mates in England.”

The dressing down ended with Geoff having to run around the school grounds, filling a bin with every piece of litter seen or imagined. The older boys laughed as they threw sweet wrappers behind him.

An hour later, he returned to the head teacher’s accommodation, dripping sweat and tired.

“Could have been worse?” Mart said, sitting on the school statue outside.

“That is it. It is time for revenge. Are you with me?”

“What are you planning?”

“Not sure yet, but it starts with Jacobs! Tomorrow I’ll tell you the scheme.”

Geoff spent the night sleepless thinking and planning.

“Don’t shave this morning,” said Geoff.

“You’re ringing early. And, as you well know I don’t need to shave every day. Anyway, why?”

“We will need to look older than we are.”

“Sounds like fun. What are we doing?” Mart was itching to know.

“See you at school. Don’t forget, last day, we finish early. Have clothes to change into. Smart casual, not shorts.”

The final day passed without incident. Mart badgered his friend for details hourly.

“Wait ’til we get to mine. Have you got any money with you?”

The bell rang, all students rushed for the gates, except Geoff and Mart. They strolled across the sports field to Geoff’s room.

“Come with me,” said Geoff as they dropped their bags.

Geoff’s dad had meetings and hand shaking to occupy him in the staff room.

The boys entered the head’s office.

“Should we be here?”

“Of course not no, but all the staff are at the farewell party.” Geoff tapped at the desktop computer. “I’m guessing my dad uses the same password for everything.”

Private details of all staff were displayed. 

“Here we are, Mr Jacobs, what does it say about you, and where do you live?”

Newer members of staff were gifted rooms on site, they soon found their own accommodation away from school. Mr Jacobs lived nearer the city centre. Geoff jotted down information. He was surprised to see some teachers even listed their social sites.

The boys started back to Geoff’s. 

“Nip to the girl’s changing room, please. Check it is not locked.”

“When are you going to tell me your plans?” asked Mart.

“The camera on your phone is better than mine, yes?”

“You know iPhones are the best.”

“This will be fun,” proudly stated Geoff. “Come on, time to hit the city.”

The taxi dropped them in Silom Road after twenty minutes slog across Bangkok’s congestion. It was 5pm. Not dark yet. While most office workers were thinking about braving the traffic. Other working girls were arriving at their clubs and bars.

“Sit here, fancy a coffee?” asked Geoff.

“I’d rather have a Coke.”

“We are supposed to be wealthy business owners, not children. Two coffees please,” he signalled the serving girl.

His eyes studied the people walking past their kerbside table.

“Who are you waiting for?” asked Mart.

“We are looking for a pretty young lass, who needs to earn a few thousand Baht. Eyes open.”

“How about her?”

“Too old.”

“That one?”

“Too ugly.”

“This one?”

“That’s my girl. Talk to her in Thai, yours is better than mine. Offer her three thousand, to pose for pictures. Only photos, nothing more.”

The girl snorted and walked past. Eventually, a girl agreed, but only if her friend came too.

“Wow, we are going to school,” grinned the pretty mini-skirt.

“Yes, now duck down, don’t let security see you.”

The taxi drove to the sports field. The four passengers giggled as they entered the girls changing rooms.

Inside the girls changing area was a lost and found office. Geoff, rooted around until he found school blouses, ties and short uniform skirts. The boys were embarrassed as the girls happily changed in front.

“Get your camera ready,” ordered Geoff, as he covered part of each girl’s face with other bits of clothing, masking their eyes.

“Now, tell them to act like pupils from this school, shy, but flirty, you know what I mean.”

The camera flashed, the girls were worth Oscars. They were instructed to mouth sentences. They pocketed three-thousand Baht each, plus five-hundred tip and the fare home.

Geoff and Mart rushed to Geoff’s room.

“Hi, dad,” he called, waving as he passed him.

“Link up your phone to my lap top, while I show you a new app.”

They were ready for action.

“This app is brilliant, watch this. You type in words or sentences, then add the accent you need, male or female. We need a high-class London girl. Then just listen,” Geoff beamed at his mate as the app said. “Come on, darling Mr Jacobs.”

“Do it again, Mr Jacobs.”

“Now I know. It’s not true you just like boys!”

Mart stunned, and open-mouthed in awe as he linked the voices to the video he took.

“Now, Mr Film Director, we upload to dear Mr Jacobs social media sites. FaceBook may not be shocked, but LinkedIn will be.” He laughed until coughing stopped him.

“Er, I’m not sure we should go that far,” mumbled Mart.

“If you don’t like it, go. I’ll do it. Oh, but, don’t forget whose phone it is on!”

Mart grabbed his iPhone and stormed out.

Geoff concentrated on his task. Then, sitting back, congratulating himself, he beamed.

Within days, pupils, staff and parents were trying to put names to the well-spoken girls featured.

The head’s phone constantly rang with school fee cancellations. The governors wanted answers. A meeting was arranged. Mr Jacobs expected to answer questions.

Mr Jacobs did not show, he had been murdered by a jealous boyfriend.


The END

Deadly Head-Trip

Deadly Head-Trip

Chaem Choi looked at her body, it appeared she had been dipped in the sea. She squeezed her long hair, a small puddle formed on the tiled floor, like a puppy’s pee. Her bed was drenched, she dropped her quilt and pillows to slop quietly next to her drenched pyjamas. 

“What the?” she said, brushing dampness from her arms, she tenderly fingered the cuts and bruises on her wrists.

“That was some dream,” she muttered, as she tipped the mattress angled against the wall, then pushed the windows fully open, hoping the breeze and sun would dry it before bedtime.

“Christ, I’m bloody starving.” She hunted for her watch, it was gone. “I put it here every night, where is it?” 

She grabbed a towel, wrapped herself and went to the bathroom and hunted in her washing basket.

“Thank God!” she said as she found her phone in her short’s pocket. It was dry.

Tapping in a well-used number. 

“What happened last night?” she asked Khao, her friend since school days.

“I was going to ask you the same. Why haven’t you answered my calls?”

“I just woke up.”

“What? It’s 3 pm.”

“What happened last night? I can’t remember anything,” Chaem Choi said.

“At 9 pm we went to the restaurant under your condo, we shared a large beer, or two, talked about the people we work with, then you went home. You were tired. And that was it. Did you not go to work today?”

“No, I just woke up. Are you at work?”

“It’s my day off. You forgot?”

“Come round, I’m starving. See you downstairs?”

Khao parked her new car and spotted her friend, menu in hand. There was a group of people near her, talking animatedly.

“What is going on?” Khao asked, sitting and ruffling her newly cut, short hair.

“No idea, I’m annoyed they haven’t taken my order.”

She clapped her hands, “Excuse me, we’d like to eat.”

“Sorry, sorry, the server’s brother died last night,” the restaurant owner stammered, fighting back tears.

“That’s sad, what happened?” asked Khao.

“We don’t know. The police have taken his sister to the station. We’ll know when she gets back.”

“Do we know the man?” asked Chaem Choi.

“I’m sure you do. He was here last night, pestering, no, sorry, I shouldn’t say that. He came to ask his sister for money. Good-looking lad, everyone around here knows him.”

“Red football shirt?”

“Yes, that’s him.”

“He kept staring at me,” said Chaem Choi.

“He always had a girl on his arm. I wonder why he didn’t last night?” said the owner.

“He was trying it on with me.”

“What do you mean?” asked Khao.

“Last night, he was standing behind you, winking at me,” said Chaem Choi. Realising she remembered a small part of last night.

“Hey, you remember. What else?”

“I paid the bill,” she said laughing, “I showered, got in my PJs and slept. That is it.”

“Then you slept for at least fifteen hours?”

Their food was delivered as a police car dropped off the crying server.

The owner put her arms around her and led her to a seat near the girls.

“What did they say?” asked the owner.

“He drowned. How, he was a good swimmer, but died in one of the condo’s pools? In his full clothing, I don’t understand?”

Chaem Choi turned and asked, “What about the other girl?”

Three open mouths faced her, “What other girl?”

Chaem Choi, was as shocked as them, “Did I ask that?”

“Yes, what do you mean?” asked Khao.

“I don’t know, it is all a blur. A girl, wearing a hat and dressed in dark clothing, appeared in my mind. I feel I know her?”

Khao scratched her head, “Which pool was it? Most of the condos around here have pools. I want to see the place, it may jog your memory.”

The server pointed behind and told them the way. Khao and Chaem Choi wandered off.

“To go into these condos, you need id. How did you get in?” asked Khao.

“I don’t know, I’ve never been in any of these places.”

“Ah, here it is. No security guard and a filthy, unused pool. You came in here?”

“I can’t remember. Look, a boy is watching us. Up there,” pointed Chaem Choi.

Khao waved at him, “It is possible he saw something?”

“Come on, I want to go home,” Chaem Choi pulled her friend’s arm.

The boy ducked out of sight.

“Wait, I think he’s coming.”

Chaem Choi edged away nervously. 

“What is wrong with you, don’t you want to find out?” said Khao.

The boy’s curtains opened wide and an older woman started banging on the glass. Flapping her arms.

“She doesn’t seem happy?” said Khao.

“Let’s go, I don’t feel well.”

Two police cars screamed to a halt, front and back of the girls. Officers jumped out guns drawn. 

“We are arresting you for the murder of Khun Silla.”

The girls looked at each other, then at the police. “Who and why?” they both said.

“Both of you. Hands-on the car’s bonnet.”

The girls were separated, as a woman came rushing up.

“I phoned you. They scared the life out of my son.”

The woman was shaking with fury.

“We will need you and your son to come to the station, please,” said the officer,

An hour later, the police had the boy’s statement. An eyewitness report of a murder and attempted murder. They had proof. Skin was taken from under the nails of the accused.

Silla was a self-styled playboy, he could not afford his lifestyle. His sister fed him when hungry, but could not give him any cash, she had her problems. But when a pretty girl with a car, took his fancy it was too good to be true, until he started on her friend.

Khao wanted him dead. She didn’t want to be jailed for murder, so she got her friend drunk enough to witness her being threatened. During the scuffle, nails scratched skin and broke a watch strap, the boy ran down later and retrieved it, he also called an ambulance. Chaem Choi saved her pal by shoving Silla into the pool. He hit his head and drowned. Chaem Choi tried to save him, jumping in. Khao was happy for her to drown next to him. She left them both there. Somehow, Chem Choi made it home. And dreamt.

The END

We Need Rain

FREE short story by Colin Devonshire

We Need Rain!


“Get up! What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Puyai shouts as he shakes his daughter.

“Dad, it is hot, what do you want me to do?” Manao ducks as a stick whistles over her head. 

“This farm will die if you don’t help me.” This time the stick clipped her above the ear. Blood dripped. She ducked and ran for the shed.

“What can I do? We have no water and no seeds. Stupid old man,” Manao regretted she had said that. Then wiping away the blood, she regretted nothing.

“Come out of there, let me teach you a proper lesson.”

Puyai banged on the battered, rusting shed, he moved around looking for a broken panel.

“Go away. Leave me alone,” Manao said, croaking back tears.

“If only your sister was here, she’d show you how to respect her elders. And,” he quaked, “She’d have this place running properly.”

 Manao’s tongue ran across her teeth until it jarred on the gap. A year ago Puyai punched her, knocking out her front tooth. 

“Won’t someone marry me? Take me away from here.” 

At seventeen, her chances were slim to meet a decent man. The boys in the neighbouring farms were like her father, but quicker, stronger, and nastier. She had to escape. She wiped away a tear with rough and scarred fingers.

She thought about her sister, Pi Nang. Two years ago she left. Sold to a foreigner, the money would have saved the farm. Lao Khao, cheap alcohol, and gambling debts swallowed it all.

“If you can’t grow any crops, at least make my food,” her father called at the door, before shuffling to their home.

Manao sat on the dusty floor for a short time, before judging it safe to go back. Hens scuttled across her path, cackling angrily. 

“Ah, at least that means there will be eggs,” Manao said to herself, bending to a battered and dry flower pot, sure enough, there were two eggs. She took them to the outside kitchen. Two cups full of rice were added to water and boiled, scavenged vegetables boiled in a separate pan, then chillies popped in to complete their next feast.

Most people would jump at the sight of a krait snake. Manao knew better. The creature was lazy in the daytime heat, her chickens were safe until the evening gets cooler. She picked up both venomous reptiles and placed them away from her chicks.

She grinned at the thought, “At least I won’t get fat!” she laughed, weighing the underweight eggs in her palms.

“What’s that?” groaned her father, looking at the flat light yellow offering.

“That is all we’ve got. In case you hadn’t noticed, we’ve had no rain for weeks. No rain, no pond fish, no crops!”

Her father slammed his palm on the table, Manao kept the battered table between them. She noticed a birthday card on the floor.

“That’s mine. You have no right opening my mail.”

“I’m your father, I do what I feel in my house.”

Manao bent and picked up a colourful card.

“Where’s the envelope?”

“You think I stole some money from it? Well, bad luck, there was nothing.”

“My sister is not stupid enough to let you get it,” said Manao, reading the message.

Her father swung at her but failed to reach her. The note said in Thai, ‘Happy Birthday, little sis.’

Manao turned the card front and back. Nothing more. “That’s odd?” she mumbled.

“Haven’t you got work to do?” growled her father.

Manao stood the card on a shelf, cheering the room with its brightness. She grabbed a broom and went outside.

She crept back in quietly, not wanting to wake her father. Deciding to look at her card. The day’s heat had caused a slight separation of the stiff paper. She peeled it more. Her sister had spray-glued the sheets together. 

‘Tomorrow at 7 pm!’ was handwritten in English inside.

“What?”

Her father stirred, she quickly stashed her card from sight, rushing to her room.

 “Pi Nang knows I can’t read English? Ah, it is in case he tore open the card!”

Her bookshelf only boasted ten volumes, all battered and torn. One, she’d owned since school days. An English-Thai, Thai-English dictionary, small, fat and green, she loved it, not knowing why. But, today, it would come in useful.

Prung nii, nung toom. Seven tomorrow? What does she mean?”

Manao went to bed, sleep was hard to find, the number seven rattled around her head, unanswered questions kept her awake.

Until “Get up you lazy bitch. Is my breakfast going to cook itself?”

“Sorry, dad.” She scuttled outside to hunt for eggs.

Rubbing her eyes, the question reappeared.

“Just wait for tonight, silly girl,” she told herself.

Her father was in a foul temper, she couldn’t do anything without being shouted at.

“What do you call this, it’s filthy!” He screamed at her.

Manao turned and glared at him. Pushing his shirt sleeves up his arm, he stormed after her. Grabbing her by the throat, “Don’t you dare look at me like that. You have a lot of your mother in you.”

“Yeah, rather her than you,” she stood her ground. He lashed out like a boxer, cutting her lips, making her nose bleed. She stared at him through droplets of blood but, keeping her arms at her sides, her eyes burnt him.

Turning away, “And clean up that mess!” he shouted, storming to his chair.

She washed her face, touching the tender broken nose, she silently wept.

The fight had tired him; he snored. It was six pm.

Manao went outside, she picked up a stout stick and scraped the dirt with it. 

“Come on, you little devils,” she whispered.

The stick was struck at, the Krait also didn’t enjoy being disturbed. Manao was too quick, she grabbed it by the tail; she felt its strength; it writhed and wriggled as it was poked into a sack. Soon, a second joined it in the dark.

She crept up to her father; he coughed in his sleep and stirred. Manao jumped back.

Gently she moved closer again, opening her sack as she closed to the sleeping man.

She held the top of his shirt open and tipped in the Kraits. Holding the shirt’s neck in place, she poked and pushed at the reptiles. Her father’s eyes opened, fear silenced him as the first snap of flesh ripping. The snake injected its lethal fluid. Her father’s ashen skin shocked her, his normal coffee colour faded away for seconds to be blood red as bite after bite drew its prize.

She stood straight as the sound of thunder cracked above the roof, lightning suddenly brightened the gloom. She smiled as she ran for her small holdall. She went out in the rain, arms stretched wide, she beamed and soaked up the heavy drops.

A BMW tooted and flashed its lights on the driveway. It was seven o’clock.

The END

And You Said?

FREE short story by Colin Devonshire

And You Said

“Time for bed, young lady.”

“Ow mum, it’s too early,” answered Maew.

“You have exams tomorrow, only two more days, then you are on holiday, and you can stay up later. But not too late, like last time.”

“That wasn’t my fault, Granny forgot to look at the clock.”

“And you forgot to tell her your bedtime.”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m sorry.”

“Forget it. What do you think our new neighbours will be like?”

“Don’t know mum, I hope it’s not the man I saw there last Wednesday.”

“Why?”

“I didn’t like the way he looked at me.”

“The agent told me an Englishman had bought the house, was it him, I wonder?”

“Mum, how do I know? He wasn’t Thai, that’s all I know.”

“Okay, that’s enough, bed and sleep, we’ll know soon enough. Good night, darling.”

The mobile phone’s alarm rang at seven, Maew, rubbed her eyes and crept to the bathroom. She prepared her uniform and school bag and joined her mother, father and elder brother for breakfast. 

“How is BoBo?” Maew asked.

Daeng, her elder brother snorted and didn’t look up from his cereals.

“Better, he’s still asleep, but not well enough for school,” said her mother.

“Lucky him, no exams. I bet he’ll be better as soon as his school breaks up.”

“Don’t be like that, your brother has a fever, he didn’t plan it,” said her father.

Maew slung her bag on her shoulder, “See you all later.” She waved and strolled to the path.

A pickup truck laden with furniture slowed as it reached the next-door house. A new saloon stopped behind it. Two ‘falangs’, jumped out and ran to the door, keys in hand. The bigger of the two, had cropped ginger hair, turned and walked back to the gate, whistled and signalled to the pickup driver to park in the driveway. Then, his eyes connected with Maew’s. She turned and hurried off to school.

“God, it is him!” she breathed.

“Oh, darling, you’re home from school. Look who’s here to see you,” Maew’s mother said excitedly.

A tall ginger-haired man stuck his hand out.

“Hi, I’m Roger, and this is Philip. We will be your new neighbours.” He looked her up and down.

The other man moved closer. “Yes, I’m Philip, you can call me Phil. I’m an English teacher, I can help you with your homework, if you like?”

“Hello. I’d better change and start my school work,” said Maew, rushing off.

“Why are you dashing off, darling, these nice men offered to go over your exams with you,” said her mum.

“Yes, you look fine in your school uniform.” Three people laughed. Maew ducked out and ran for the stairs.

She heard chatter and the clink of coffee cups as she shut her bedroom door firmly.

“BoBo, come down here, please. Philip and Roger have brought you some English sweets, come and try some,” shouted his mother.

Maew opened her door a crack, “BoBo, get in here now.”

“What?”

“I don’t trust those two.”

“So? They’ve got chocs,” said BoBo as he skipped to the stairs.

Maew shut the door soundlessly. She didn’t want to draw any attention to herself.

An hour later, her mother tapped at the door and stuck her head around.

“Finished your revision?”

“Yes, mum.”

“I wonder if you’d mind popping next door to collect your little brother?”

“Don’t tell me you let him go with them?” said Maew.

“Why ever not? They are very nice.”

“Mum, I don’t know why, but I don’t trust them. Please don’t allow BoBo to go to their house again.”

“What are you talking about? They are respectful people, one teacher and the other is a programmer, whatever that is?”

“It probably means he has a website. Just because they have jobs doesn’t mean they are perfect.”

“Whatever, will you fetch BoBo?”

“Yes mum, won’t be long.”

“Come in, come in, welcome to our new home,” said Phil.

“I’ve just come to get BoBo, no need to come in, thanks.”

“Please do, he be a few minutes, he’s finishing his ice-cream. Would you like one?”

Maew, peeked left and right, “Where’s my brother?”

“He’s upstairs in Roger’s room.”

Maew ran up the stairs, opening each door as she reached them.

“Ah, there you are. What are you doing upstairs?”

“Hi, sis, look at all these computers. They’ve got tons of great games,” said BoBo, without looking up.

“Come on, mum wants you home. I’m sure the gentlemen have better things to do?”

“No rush, let him finish his ice cream. Phil doesn’t start until next term, and I work at night.”

Maew, pulled up a chair and watched over her brother’s shoulder.

“What game is that, I’ve never seen that one?” she said.

“Oh, that’s one of mine.”

“You, invent or develop games?”

“Yes, that’s my business.”

As the bowl was cleared away, BoBo stood and followed Roger, Maew looked around. At last, she found what she needed. She slipped the business card into her pocket.

“Did you have fun kids?” asked their mum.

“Yeah, great ice cream,” answered BoBo.

Maew ran straight to her room. Google became busy as she tracked down websites, with names close to Roger’s company name. There were a few similar, but they sold children’s clothes.

“Ah ha,” she called. “You have to be eighteen to view this site.”

She slipped into big brother Daeng’s room. “I hope he hasn’t changed his password?” she breathed.

“I’m in.” She typed in the over eighteen only site name.

“My God! He’s been reading it.”

Her hands dropped to her knees, she leant back and took a deep breath.

“Oh no! Is that him?” 

A picture of a teenager appeared. She looked closer.

Running downstairs she shouted, “Mum, mum, come and see.”

“What is it Maew, I’m busy.”

“Those lousy men next door run a filthy porn site!”

“Don’t be…”

The door opened, “Hi, mum, little sis.”

“Why are you on their site?” screamed Maew, pointing next door.

Daeng ran upstairs and slammed the bedroom door.

“Go look mum,” Maew said.

Her mother brushed flour from her hands and marched upstairs.

“Open this door,” she called as she banged on the wood.

“What is it mum?”

“What have you been doing with those men next door?”

“What? I don’t even know them, what are you talking about? I’m writing an article for college.”

He showed her his screen.

His mother stalked back to the kitchen, “What are you talking about? Are you dreaming up stories to get him in trouble again?”

“Oh, mum, why don’t you ever believe me?”

She stormed outside and sat on the wall, deep in thought. She heard BoBo’s laughter from next door.

“Right,” she said, as she rushed to Philip’s door.

“Alright, alright, you don’t need to bust the door down,” said Roger.

“Let me in, have you got my brother in here?”

“Which brother do you mean?” he sneered. “Daeng called me, he said you’re prying into his private matters.”

“Leave Daeng out of it. I want BoBo, get him, please.”

“BoBo is having a shower with Phil.”

Maew shoved Roger aside and ran upstairs. BoBo’s laughter rang out.

There was BoBo standing in the bath, shower water rained on him, steam filled the room. Cameras and sound equipment packed the small room. Phil was next to her brother, squirting shower gel over him. Both were laughing.

“Why not jump in with them?” asked Roger.

“Get out now!” Maew screamed at her brother.

The little boy ducked and slipped past his sister, hunting for his clothes.

“You perverts were filming my little brother?” she screamed.

She grabbed one poll supporting a powerful light and threw it in the tub.

Sparks burst from the shattered glass. An adult scream pierced the steam, as Philip fell, hitting his head on the taps. He was shaking as he hit the water. Roger rushed to his aid. Maew grabbed another ellipse light and tipped it into the shower. More flashes, sparks spat at the water. Two men fried.

BoBo’s head popped from the bedroom as Maew shut the bathroom door.

“In a minute, tell mum you had another ice cream. But you don’t want to play with the men anymore. Okay.”

The END 

Thumbs Up

A FREE short story by Colin Devonshire

Thumbs Up

“Christ Almighty, look at this rain, it hasn’t stopped since I left Bangkok, and it’s getting worse,” said Arpa to the mirror. She grabbed the steering wheel tighter as the truck behind her flashed its lights.

“What’s up with you?” She screamed as the vehicle sped past, hitting a deep puddle overloading the hire car wipers. 

Calming down, she flashed at a car coming towards her, “Bloody idiot, turn your lights on.”

At four pm and dark already, the cloudburst followed her. Other drivers had slowed, and their headlights were on. She felt better.

She had driven for ninety minutes, on a dry day she would have made the distance in sixty. 

“No problem, no rush.”

She was keen to show off her degree papers to her parents. The flight from Heathrow was painless, it was only when she arrived in Thailand; the weather changed. A tropical monsoon downpour, she did not miss them. London’s rain was bad enough.

“At least the rain here is warm,” she laughed to herself.

“What the…”

She tooted the horn and pulled across to the dark shadow with his thumb out.

Her mother’s warning flashed across her mind, “Don’t stop for strangers, at home or in England.” She remembered promising she would take care.

Then she recalled the local Abbot saying, “We must take care of those less fortunate.”

She opened the door.

“Get in quick,” she called.

“Oh, great, you can speak English.”

“I know that in England you ‘thumb a lift,’ but it won’t work here,” Arpa said, smiling.

“Ah, that explains it. I’ve been walking for hours,” the man answered.

“You are soaked, why not take your jacket off? I’ll turn the heater on to dry it.”

The man attempted to wriggle out of the sleeves. It was then Arpa realised how big the man was. He was built like a bodybuilder, his arm muscles restricted shaking loose his jacket.

“Why are you walking? No one except monks walk in Thailand,” she asked.

He grunted himself free and settled, looking straight ahead.

“Where are you going?” Arpa asked.

“South,” he replied.

“South can be a long way, all the way to Singapore.”

“Prachuab… somewhere or other,” he said.

“Prachuabkhirikhan, you mean, lovely part of the world,” she smiled at him. Noticing he had a facial tattoo and many piercings. 

“Can I ask again, why are you walking? We have plenty of buses and even frequent trains travel south.”

“… Eh, my bag was stolen. Money, passport the lot all gone.”

“You have an Embassy in Bangkok, why not tell them?” she asked.

The splatter of rain was the only answer she got.

He stretched his arms out, hands resting on his knees, she glimpsed, ‘LOVE and HATE’ inked across his knuckles.

She felt under the dashboard, for a second she had forgotten this was not her car. Her BMW stored a ladylike pistol. This rental had no such thing. 

“Where are you heading?” He said, facing her for the first time. She gasped, one fluorescent sky blue eye and one green cat’s eye peered at her. His lips parted enough to reveal pointed teeth, and the incisors boasted diamond chips.

“I’m going to my parents’ home, sorry, but not as far as Prachuabkhirikhan, I’ll have to drop you off soon.”

“Has anybody told you, you are beautiful?”

She tried to cover her knees with her skirt. The cotton didn’t stretch. His eyes did. His smile widened.

Arpa’s mind was spinning, how to get rid of this freak? ‘Why didn’t I listen to mum?’ she thought.

“The rain is easing,” she said.

“Are you trying to throw me out of your car?”

“No, it’s not that, I need to stop for petrol, I’ll buy you a coffee and give you enough cash for the bus which can pick you up at the station?”

“I can see you have half a tank of fuel. Are there no more stations?”

“It, it, it’s not that, I like the convenience store at the next petrol station,” she mumbled.

“How about we keep moving, also, let go of your skirt too. I prefer it when you have two hands on the wheel. Much safer, don’t you agree?”

She did as ordered. A tense silence filled the car, he stared at her legs; she wondered how to press the alarm signal on her phone. ‘I never needed it in London, back home the first person I meet and I am desperate to try it out.’ Her mind in a twirl.

“The turning for my home is coming up. You’ll have to get out soon.”

“What if I ask you to take me all the way?” he said, smirking at his poor joke.

“Sorry, that is not possible.”

He turned awkwardly to face her. “I think it is.”

She realised how huge his shoulders were.

A thought from nowhere nudged her overactive mind. 

“What work do you do?”

“Are you offering me a job?”

“Are you in the movies?” she asked.

A weird sound spluttered out like a dog caught under a bus. 

“Whatever made you ask that. Of course, I’m not a film star,” he said 

“Would you like to be one?”

“I’ve never thought about it. I’m a bouncer in a nightclub if you must know.”

Silence returned. Both were deep in thought. He was dreaming of flirting with instant fame. She dreamt of escape.

“My father is a movie producer,” she said.

“So?”

“He could find you a role, maybe a hero, or even as a villain?”

“I can’t speak Thai, it would have to be a non-speaking part.”

“No problem, my dad will know a way around that little problem,” Arpa said, feeling more at ease.

She started rooting in her bag.

“Oy, what do you think you’re doing?”

“I looking for my phone, I need to tell my dad you’re coming.”

“Okay, but speak in English, I don’t want you tricking me.”

“Dad’s English is good enough, but he’ll think it odd for us not to speak Thai.”

“Just make it quick.”

She tapped in a number.

“Hi dad, it’s me, I’m nearly home. I have the next star for your movie with me now.”

The mobile went back to her bag.

The rain stopped as they left the main road, turning left onto a winding offshoot lane. Passing pineapple fields, then mango orchards, on through farmland. Ahead was a huge property, three-metre-high walls surrounded it. Automatic gates opened and closed behind them as they swept across the gravel driveway.

Dogs were barking.

“Don’t worry, they are in cages,” said Arpa. “I don’t even know your name.”

The huge teak front door opened back. 

“My name is Philip.”

A whistling sound was heard for a second before the crossbow bolt buried itself into Philip’s heart.

“Great shot dad,” she called as she ran to cuddle her father.

“What a fantastic specimen, a good job I stocked up with formaldehyde, but I’m not sure I have a glass cylinder big enough,” Arpa’s father laughed.

The END

After Work

A FREE short story – For over 18s please.

By Colin Devonshire

After Work

“You look happy today?” said Busabong.

“Yeah,” answered Mark, “I always look forward to Thai religious days, tomorrow is the start of Buddhist Lent, which means I’ll be happy for the long weekend.”

“Why? You’re not Buddhist, or are you thinking of becoming a monk?” she asked, giggling.

“No, that will never happen, I’m not religious at all.”

“Then why will you enjoy this weekend more than others? Not because you can’t buy alcohol I’m sure?” 

Mark’s colleague was sniggering behind her slim hands. She knew Mark drank too much, not because she had been out with him, nor had anybody from the office. He stank of booze Monday mornings and often on other workdays. Daily, Busabong dressed immaculately, her job was phone marketing.

“Why do you always look so smart, not that customers ever see you?” asked Mark, changing the subject.

“If you look smart, feel smart, you will sell smart. That’s what they told us at training,” she answered. She was Thai, Thai’s are rarely rude, that’s why she never mentioned or even hinted at his dress, she tried not to allow him to see her looking at his denim shorts and filthy t-shirt.

“How come I head the sales table?”

“It helps that you speak English like a native, not like an Asian,” she said, holding her breath.

“I’m only joking, keep cool.”

“Why have you not made any friends in the office?” she asked.

“I like to keep my friendships outside work. Don’t worry, I have loads of pals here in Bangkok.”

 Mark ticked another sale on the chart. He knew they were watching him; he smiled before he turned, all heads were hastily ducked behind computer screens.

“Goodnight all,” he waved as he skipped to the doorway.

“Taxi,” he called, ordering a ride the short distance to his condo.

His shirt was flung into the washing basket, shorts soon followed as he grabbed his Gillette, a steady and careful shave, preceded his step into the steaming shower. Clouds of talc soon joined the steam. ‘Straight To Heaven’ aftershave was dabbed behind his ears.

“Bloody expensive stuff, don’t waste it,” he said to his steamy reflection in the cloudy mirror.

Flicking between hangers, suit or blazer, he decided on a tieless shirt and business trousers. His handmade brogues were gleaming, no rain in the city, no filth on the leather, unless he made them dirty in some other way.

A taxi pulled up as he exited his condo foyer, “Pat Pong please, no rush.”

He was dropped at the Sukhumvit end of the red-district road. 

“Ideal,” he whispered to himself, “no need to be hasty, take your time old boy.”

Three years earlier, he had walked across the same road from his hotel. A naïve tourist alone because his travel mate had been struck down with food poisoning, or was it overdoing the alcohol intake? Whatever, Mark had decided not to waste an evening of their precious two-week holiday. He looked different in those days, with long hair, bearded and broke. His mum had paid for the holiday to get ‘him from under her feet’. 

Tonight was going to be very different. He wanted savage revenge. 

Three years earlier, the novice girl hunter had met one of Pat Pong’s unbelievably beautiful ‘lady boys’. When this gorgeous night worker stroked him, whispered sweet something in his ear, leading him astray. ‘She’ led him to a ‘short time’ hotel. 

All his planning was moving in Mark’s expected direction. Both tops flung to the floor, little silver package unveiled a sheath of gossamer rubber. They both fought to slide it onto Mark.

Mark gently slid his hands under the mini-skirt. 

“What is that?” He screamed.

“I thought that’s what you were looking for?”

Mark punched ‘her’ on the nose, the plastic improvement to the bridge snapped, followed by an ear-piercing squeal which equalled Mark’s wail of agony as a bony foot parted his legs leaving him rolling in agony. Within seconds, Mark was set upon by a gang of ‘lady boys’, all high on ‘meth’, they punched, kicked, then took turns to rape him. Worse was to follow.

Three-year-old memories had not faded, every face, every tattoo and every scar even every scent, throbbed at his temples. He had scouted the bars since his arrival; he had visited the famous haunts, spotted some of the gang that changed his life.

Tonight was the get-even night. He had learned enough Thai to get his point across, loud and clear.

Earlier, he had checked into a modest three-star hotel under a false name and paid cash for two nights. He had picked a hotel that didn’t worry if you brought ‘a guest’ to your room. 

He breezed into a pulse-quickening thump of booster speakers which vibrated the walls of the ground floor club. His target was directly ahead, arms draped over a clueless tourist, a man who thought he had met the ‘girl’ of his dreams. She left him open-mouthed with lipstick dappled ear lobes, she had spotted the well-dressed Mark’s one-thousand Baht note being flapped at a pretty female topless server.

“Tilak ja,” Pippi breathed at him, “what can I get you?”

“Tilak ja? What does that mean?” asked Mark.

“It means, darling, politely. I can be very impolite if you prefer. Let’s get out of here, keep that money for me. It will be well worth it.”

“I only wanted a drink. My friends told me about these places, I wanted to see for myself.”

“Let me give you something far better than watered-down booze,” Pippi winked and slid her hand along his thigh, moving up and across as Mark grabbed her wrist.

“Not here, we can go to my hotel?”

“What hotel?” she asked, knowing would not be allowed in most.

Mark feigned forgetting the name of the place, he described the building and its address.

“Oh, I know it, it’s a very friendly, lovely place. Let’s go,” she said.

Nodding at the night manager, who didn’t lift his head from his paper, his key was handed to Mark. As any well-dressed, polite man, Mark opened the door for his ‘guest’. As she got inside, she was clubbed from behind with the handily placed hammer.

She was tied and gagged. Mark left by the fire escape at the back. He slipped a sheet of plastic in the locking mechanism ready for his return.

Hours later, he was happy with his hunt, four of the five people who attacked him were now in his room. Sluggish and drowsy as they came around dripping blood.

“Where is Lilly,” he asked. “Do not scream,” he said, as he flashed the blade under each chin.

They looked at each other, shaking heads.

“Where? I won’t ask again.”

Mark held his knife to the nearest eyeball. “Where is she?”

“She is dead, she died in jail.”

Mark looked at his prisoners, they all nodded slowly.

“Lucky for her,” said Mark.

Three of the four were gagged and blindfolded. The fourth quaked as Mark produced a dark brown bottle and unscrewed the top. He covered his mouth and nose as he filled a syringe. The girl gaped as he squirted the liquid in her mouth. 

The previous weekend Mark had visited a silk fair, not that he particularly enjoyed the feel of the material against his skin, he wanted a liquid used in the dyeing process.

 Sulphuric acid melted his captive’s tongue, she tried to spit the throbbing mucosa of her muscular organ, her whole body trembled. Fear almost popped her eyes, the pain left her gagging, struggling for breath.

“Steady on girl, we’ve only just started,” said Mark, as he ripped open her blouse.

“Let’s see what we can do with silicone breasts.”

The clear fluid worked its way through skin and plastic implants.

Each captive suffered, grunting and groaning in their helpless agony.

“Now ladies, before I start the final stage of this little operation. I want you to know what you did to me. I can no longer make love and I pee in a bag. Are you happy?”

He squirted acid onto each face. They were blind, mute, and unrecognisable.

Mark was late for work the next day, saying he had a busy weekend. When he turned up dressed in shorts and a scruffy t-shirt, he broke all sales records.

The END

Torched!

FREE short story, set in Thailand

Torched

The lanky palms swept the top of the cracked tiled roof. A frond whispered its way to the parched grass. Bangkok’s heat throbbed and drained strength, newcomers suffered, veins pumped, sweat dripped in torrents. 

“Oh, be careful that just missed you,” Justin said, pulling Mondtree back. The pull became a hug. She shrugged him away, tutting.

“Not here, not now,” she said.

He led her to the wooden steps to the porch.

“Nung, song,” she counted. “Nung, song, sam, si,” two steps, and four paces to the door, she said. “I don’t like even numbers.” Her Thai, still perfect even after spending years in London. 

Justin flicked through the brass ring of twenty-six keys, he knew how many, Mondtree had told him.

“It must be this one, look at the size of it.” He held the old key on display.

It wouldn’t fit, he jiggled and joggled, stooping to look through the keyhole. Finally, after blowing away the clogged dust, the key turned. The door swung back smoothly.

“Come on then, let me carry you over the threshold to a new life.” His arms outstretched, soon limp.

“Don’t be so daft,” she said, giggling. He grabbed at her. She fought herself free. “Someone may be watching.”

“So what? We are married.” He said as he entered the dark brown teak gloom. “Come on, we must open the window shutters, let some light and air in.”

Mondtree looked around, she heard palm leaves rustle, something else stirred her senses, what was it? Dry bamboo leaves sounded like rain, didn’t they? Bamboo stalks bobbed and danced. What else? She ran outside, back to, but not on the steps, then she stepped to one side, pulling at, and lifting dry and green branches, something scuttled below, unseen beyond the vegetation. Slowly she walked back to the front door.

“Come on,” called Justin, “what are you doing out there?”

“There was something out here.”

“Just a cat, I expect.”

Justin continued fighting the rusting hinges of the shutters, hooking them secure. 

“That’s better, homely, don’t you think?”

“It’s not like the picture you showed me,” said Mondtree.

“That was an old one, the agent sent it to me. The house has been left empty for a while.”

She grunted and wiped her finger through the dust on the window sill.

“Come on, darling, let’s look around,” Justin said.

The main living room was spacious, doors led to an outside kitchen, a small bathroom and a smaller room. 

“That can be my office,” Justin said.

Stairs grew from the centre of the main area, leaning back away from the front door directly in front.

“Bad start,” she said.

“What are you on about,” Justin said, as his grin got wider. “I’ve heard enough of your outdated Thai beliefs.”

“Two steps up, then dead ahead is a staircase. And I bet there is an even number of stairs?”

“So?”

“No house should have a ‘ghost entrance’ like this,” Mondtree, shook her head in disbelief, “Who would build like this?”

Justin shook his head, then nodded. 

“Up we go.” 

They took the stairs carefully, highly polished wood covered with dust felt like an ice rink. She counted to twenty-six. The handrail was sturdy and swept left and right at the top. Five doors greeted them. Mondtree ran to and from each.

“Oh, no,” she said, “as I dreaded, four bedrooms and a cupboard!”

“So?”

“It is unlucky, don’t you know anything?”

“What if we made two rooms into one? The bridal suite?” He scratched his chin.

She snorted louder this time.

“We’ll need another bathroom upstairs, the other one is not enough, we could make the fourth bedroom into a bathroom?” he said.

“Why did you buy this place? Without even asking me, and without even seeing it?”

A year earlier, Justin had fallen in love with the chef in his favourite Thai restaurant in Knightsbridge. After a whirlwind romance, Mondtree’s father, the restaurant owner, had allowed her to marry the shy Englishman. Her father expected them to take over his business and allow him to retire. The day after the wedding, Justin stated his plan to move to Thailand and sell products online. Photographs of an aged property on the outskirts of Bangkok did nothing to cheer his in-laws.

The aged two-storey house, built with Thailand’s long-lasting, termite-free, teak wood, it was tucked away at the dead end of a Soi, far from the screaming, tooting jammed traffic. More modern homes had been built nearby, but not within 100 metres, the weeds and trees surrounded the previous occupant, they are still there, growing unhindered.

“Good job we didn’t decide to open a restaurant.” She snorted. “There’s not too much in the way of passing trade,” she glared at him.

“All I need is my laptop and a decent Wi-Fi connection,” said Justin.

“What am I supposed to do?”

“Don’t worry, we’ll both be flat out renovating. When settled, we can think of something for you.”

“I don’t want to live in a place with two steps leading up to the front door, or with four bedrooms.”

“Yeah, yeah, you’ve already told me. Don’t you think there are more important tasks, like sweeping up before we move our furniture in?” 

“That’s another thing, why order all the stuff without letting me pick some bits?”

“I only ordered the basics, you can choose the rest. I wanted to get started, that’s all.”

They relaxed, her phone vibrated.

“The furniture shop is calling me, hold on,” said Mondtree, with her hand up in a quiet gesture.

She stared at her husband, hands-on-hips, mouth open.

“What?” asked Justin.

“They will deliver, today as promised, but will they will not set foot in this house. All our new stuff will be left outside.”

“I suppose that’s because of the two steps?” he sniggered.

She playfully slapped him across the shoulders. 

“Now we will have to lug everything upstairs?”

“You wanted something to do.” He said as another slap accompanied a half-hearted smile.

A pickup truck pulled up, the men started placing boxes outside the gate and tried to sneak off and disappear.

“Why won’t you shift it all inside?” called Mondtree from the house.

She was answered with ducked heads shaking. 

“Please sign this. Out here,” the driver asked.

Most of the furniture was flat-pack, far too modern to suit the house, but easy to shift. The plastic-wrapped mattress was not so easy. Heavy and unbending, Justin’s sweat dripped from rivulets. Before they began the furniture construction, Mondtree swept while Justin mopped. 

“Look after my cigs and lighter, I’m sweating all over them.”

They smiled at each other.

“Let’s try the bed?” suggested Justin.

“I’m not sleeping here tonight, and not until you sort out that step.”

“Who said anything about sleeping?” 

“Is that all you think about,” Mondtree said.

His grin switched from jokey playmate to a slow-motion sneer. The corners of his mouth pointed south. His shoulders trembled as his head tipped from side to side.

She took a half step back and looked deep into his eyes. His lips began vibrating and twitching. His eyelids flicked up and down, his eyes glowed a steamy pink. Anger throbbed.

She pushed him away, turned, and ran.

He bounded after her, room to room, slamming doors in the chase. 

“Where are you?” he bellowed.

Panting, Mondtree skipped across the upstairs hallway and took three steps at a leap, panting for breath on reaching the bottom, unable to scream. Catching a glimpse across her shoulder, she opened the door and froze.

“Come in, come in, my pretty,” he stood at the top and pointed at the bed.

His back had hunched, his hair jutted at all angles, his fingers were gnarled like broken cutlery.

“Come on my darling, I won’t hurt you.” He beckoned with bent fingers.

Mondtree looked around, the hated two steps were bobbing up and down, like a dinghy on the sea. One step rocked up, the other dipped, both moving in and out. Hands to mouth, eyes popping, she measured her chances. Slim to none. She couldn’t stay, she dare not attempt the steps.

Taking a long step back, as his outstretched claws scratched at her, she sprang forward. Tumbling and cursing, rolling in the weeds, gasping for air. Peering for a chance to run.

Her sprint took her as far as the gateway, stopping as an idea hit her, she gathered the furniture’s wrapping paper, nylon rope, together with dried broken branches she formed a loose ball. 

Using Justin’s lighter, she torched the ball and flung it at her deformed husband in the doorway. Dust, rubbish and his clothes caught instantly alight. He laughed at the fire; he danced jumping up and down.

Not stopping to watch, she formed another ball, turning back, she threw it at the window, smash it shattered as teak burst alight. Flames licked everything it touched, catching the antique wood afire. And all inside creaked and groaned as it burnt. Spitting blackened splinters.

Smoke billowed as she wailed.

“What have I done?”

Even numbers ticked in her brain.

The two steps stopped wobbling. Still, unmoving were the two steps, but two steps she would never step on.

The END

Really?

FREE short story by Colin Devonshire

Really?

“The traffic gets no better, I see, rot tit!” Philip Rinn said as he walks into his new office.

“Oh?” Anong said.

“Oh, what?” Philip asked.

“I must have made a silly mistake when I typed up details of your interview in London.”

“How so? You type up information on all the staff?”

“Yes, it is company policy. It said on your info sheet that you cannot speak Thai and that you have never been here before.”

“I see, let me clear that up. I learned a few words of your beautiful language, and I’ve never worked here. I came for a holiday once. I picked up the term for traffic jam, as I spent most of my time in one,” he said, smiling at Anong.

“You have a corner office, with the best views of the city. If you need any supplies, just ask and I’ll arrange them. My office is next door.” 

“Can I have a coffee before you go?”

“There is a machine in the corridor, the coffee is free.” She turned her back.

Philip sat behind his desk, checked in the desk drawers. Empty. The filing cabinet was bulging. There was a calendar opened for this month. A blue and a red pen with the company logo stamped on them. 

“Lovely, pity the secretary doesn’t make coffee. Now, I wonder what they expect me to do?”

At Rank Insurance, it didn’t take a genius to guess what they offered. Health, property and vehicle cover. They also had an investment department. Philip’s only experience with insurance was a failed attempt to claim his car when it crashed in bad weather. He was drunk. 

He wandered to the coffee machine, smiling and nodding to the office workers he passed. Anong kept her head down. She answered the phone, keeping her head frozen in place.

“Yes, sir, I’ll tell him.”

Her head lifted, “Mr Rinn, the boss wants a word. Top floor.” 

“He can wait until I finish my drink.”

“Up to you, but I wouldn’t keep him waiting.”

Philip shrugged and flipped his feet on his desk. Arms behind his head leaning back, he smirked at the cooling coffee.

The plastic cup became the first item in his bin as he took the lift upstairs.

On his return, he was tempted to fill the bin with the folders and leaflets presented by his boss.

“Miss Anong, please come in here,” he asked.

“Yes, Mr Rinn,” she said, remaining standing.

“Please sit. I want you to give me the gist of all this stuff.”

Anong was Thai, normally polite and helpful, cheerful and generous. She was a good judge of people.

“I believe you should read it, find out what we as a company do.”

“I have better things to do. Give me a summary.”

She started sorting the papers.

“We can start with the fun bit, Rank Insurance takes its employees for a long weekend in the jungle.”

“Ah, ha, I’ll get to use my military training,” he said.

“Brush up your skills, as luck would have it, we go to Kanchanaburi, next weekend.”

Rinn snorted, legs on the desk, he signalled for her to continue.

She explained the coverage of each policy. Rinn was daydreaming. Finally, she placed the leaflets and brochures on a shelf, then flicked open a folder.

“I thought you’d finished?”

“You need to know the company’s rules.” She started reading the do and definitely do not of office behaviour and how to treat each client.

She crept out of the office, leaving Philip snoring gently.

As the clock hit four-thirty, “Bye Anong, see you tomorrow,” he said, waving goodbye.

“But, we don’t finish until six.”

“I have something planned.”

Office chatter caught fire. Anong busied herself with Philip’s photograph and Google search programme.

During the following four days, Philip spent his time with his head buried in his file cabinet. He pulled file after file, flicked open the details and copied them onto his iPad.

“If you are going to watch me work, at least fetch me a coffee,” said Philip.

Anong, did as requested. Then asked, “Why you are checking the documents of our English clients?”

“You have good eyesight, reading the names from your office?”

“I organised the files, I know who goes in which drawer.”

“Brilliant. If you must know, I aim to run an advert, in English, in the Bangkok Post. Is that okay with you?”

“We have an ad department that handles that,” she answered as she stalked to her desk.

The clock in Philip’s office ticked its way to six pm. He hadn’t found the information he wanted.

A note was placed on each staff member’s desk. ‘Kanchanaburi Trip. Staff are requested to meet outside the building at nine am tomorrow. Casual clothes, strong walking shoes and a hat will be needed. Alcohol will be served. Have fun, but please remember the company’s good name!’.

Philip snorted as he balled the paper.

“Shit, shit, shit. What do I do now?” he asked himself.

“Gather round, please,” called the office manager. “I have some great news,” he pointed to Philip’s office, “the lady who graced that office, will be joining us tomorrow. As you all know, she left us to settle down to married life.”

Philip’s ears pricked up. “All may not be lost.” He grinned.

The phone’s alarm rang at eight. Philip sprang up and readied himself.

“There is extra food this morning, don’t eat it all at once, I will be gone awhile.”

The condo door slammed. 

“Good morning, Mr Rinn, you seem much happier this morning?” said Anong.

“I’m looking forward to this excursion. I’m keen to meet eh, Mrs?”

“Oh, Miss Whitely, now Mrs Jacobs, she will be joining us at the boat.”

Philip sat alone on the coach’s front seat. Thinking, planning how to phrase his questions. The noise, chatter, and Thai songs didn’t disturb his scheming.

The coach arrived at the river. Its passengers poured to the pavement, they bounced and bubbled down the bank to the wide, open-sided craft, ready to whisk them to the River Kwai’s famous sights.

“Philip, please sit next to Miss… sorry, Mrs Jacobs,” said the office manager.

“Please call me Lily.” She smiled with her hand outstretched.

“Lovely to meet you, I’m Philip. New to join this happy bunch of insurance experts.”

Talk of a honeymoon on Phuket, the possibility of starting a family, and river life punctuated with Leo beers, relaxed the pair. 

“Do you mind if I ask you a work-related question?” said Philip.

“But first, where is Mr Rinn? I expected to see him today?” asked Lily.

“You know Mr Rinn?” whispered Philip.

“Oh yes, we were great friends in the London office. I recommended him for this job.”

Philip looked at the group getting louder and merrier. No one heard her. He decided he should stay close; he didn’t want her to talk to Anong.

“Oh, no, looks who’s coming,” he stammered.

“Anong, darling, you look great. Married yet?” asked Lily.

“No, no one will have me, will they, Mr Rinn?”

With a burst of laughter, all heads turned to see who fell overboard. Mr Rinn splashed his way to dry land, he slipped and fell back, before he clambered to the rocky edge. On knees and hands made it to the top. Soggy Baht notes paid for his trip to Bangkok.

“Where did my ex-wife hide her money?” he screamed at the helpless, tightly bound Philip Rinn. His untouched food bowl smashed on the tiles.

Mr Rinn shook his head and mumbled as he tried to speak with a parched throat.

“Please release me,” he said.

“What did the silly cow do with it before she died?” 

“I don’t even know her name,” said Mr Rinn.

“She had insurance with your company. I deserve that money.”

Sirens broke his concentration, he grabbed a kitchen knife and held it under Philip’s throat.

The door burst open, as two police officers tumbled through. A third fired, the bullet hit the standing man between his eyebrows.

The real Philip Rinn blinked and shook the blood from his eyes.

The END

To Write a Wrong

FREE short story by Colin Devonshire

To Write a Wrong

“Yes, yes, I’m coming. But, I must finish this first,” Geoff said. He grabbed an A4 sheet from his printer, balled the paper and missed the bin.

“I’m sick of waiting for you. I’m going now.” Cyn, Geoff’s girlfriend, shouted from the bottom of the stairs. 

In the tiny second bedroom, Geoff was studying the ceiling for the umpteenth time that morning. He slammed the laptop shut, there was an unwelcome sound from the aged machine.

“Christ, what now?” He was scared to open it.

“I’m going this minute,” Cyn screamed, the front door creaked as she crashed it into the shoe cabinet behind.

Geoff grabbed his jacket and descended three stairs at a leap. The door slammed shut as he finished tying his shoes.

“Wait, give me a minute.” The porch ceiling got stared at.

He banged on the bonnet of their car as she reversed to turn into the road. The passenger door flung back, Geoff leapt in as the door narrowly missed the gate post.

“What’s the mad hurry? The doctor is always late,” said Geoff.

“This is our first baby, I want everything to be perfect.”

“If I don’t get my work done, we won’t be able to feed it!” 

“If you keep on, you won’t even see it,” answered Cyn, sniffing away tears. The ten minutes to the surgery passed in silence.

The doctor began her work with pleasant chit chat and then some tough questions.

“Are you getting enough sleep? What are your stress levels? And eating?”

The answers satisfied the doctor. 

“Please lay on the bench and lift your shirt.”

Geoff walked in circles, looking up and scratching his chin. Cyn snorted.

The doctor watched his movement, as she checked Cyn’s rising temperature.

“Please don’t get stressed out. Every expectant couple worries, it is normal.”

“I wish it was the baby, he freaks out about missing deadlines,” said Cyn.

The doctor raised her concerned eyes. Gripping Cyn’s wrist.

“Baby is barely moving, I can hear only the faintest heartbeat. I suggest you check into the hospital. I mean this minute.”

“What,” said Geoff, “Sorry, I was miles away. What do you want?” His eyes flitted from one woman to the other. The doctor shouted orders.

“I’m moving next door to the hospital, you go home and fetch my toothbrush.”

“Oh, is that bad?”

“Yes, you idiot. Get my stuff.”

Geoff padded upstairs to the small room and slumped at his desk. His fingers were itching to tap his keys.

He slowly lifted the Mac’s lid, remembering the odd noise when he had shut it earlier. The screen, normally dark blue sky greeted him, was black, a jagged crack ran diagonally across it. The stars from his background picture no longer flickered. He wanted to cry. No copywriting, no money. He was suddenly jolted backwards as he placed his hand on his trusty workmate’s screen.

“Christ, what am I doing, I should be thinking about Cyn and the baby.” Life’s reality hit him hard as he fingered the sharp crack. “Sod the work.”

Warmth spread up his arm as the computer suddenly burst into life, the stars not only returned, they glistened.

Geoff opened his work file, not the ad agency page, his diary. 

“The last time I used this I was hungover, after a party at Cyn’s friend’s house, I think?” 

He flicked to today’s date and started typing.

“We have been to the quack’s surgery this morning, painful truths hit me in the gut, Cyn and the baby’s agony struck me for the first time. I am now scared for my family.”

He grabbed a bag; her wash stuff and the pink toothbrush, swept them in a holdall, a pair of knickers and a bra joined them. He flew down the stairs. Speeding to the hospital, careless parking and running inside and up the stairs.

Expecting the worst, Geoff stopped in the doorway.

Cyn’s tears were rolling down her cheeks, she was beaming. A huge smile greeted the father to be.

“The baby is fine, little heart thumping, and the tiny body is wriggling like an Olympic wrestler.”

“Do they have wrestling in the Olympics?” smiled Geoff.

They hugged.

“What did they do?” asked Geoff.

“Nothing, that’s the weird thing, my doctor is puzzled, as soon as they started the tests, I, we, was fine. They want to monitor me, but I can go home tomorrow.”

Half an hour later, Geoff went to see the doctor. “Thank you, doc. Whatever you did worked fine.”

“We did nothing, I can’t believe the change. I’ve seen nothing like it.”

Geoff, deep in thought opened his laptop.

“Dear Diary, Incredibly, Cyn and the baby are fine. Why? Why the problem, and why was it fixed so easily?”

Geoff leaned back and started thinking of his sister, two years his junior, he missed her. He could see her now as a three-year-old, how they chased and ran from room to room up and down the rickety stairs at their parent’s old house, in and out to the garden. Dodging mum’s flowers, jumping over flowerpots and ducking rose thorns. 

“You hide, I’ll count to fifty, then I’ll come to find you,” he said in his daydream.

“Where are you?”

His sister’s scream shattered his dream.

Running down the stairs, grabbing his keys, diving into the driver’s seat, rushing to his parent’s place in the countryside, fifty miles away.

His phone vibrated in his trouser pocket. A snatched glimpse confirmed it was his dad.

“I’m on my way,” he said.

“But you don’t know why…” his dad was cut off.

Geoff could see his mum, dad and sister jumping for joy in the driveway as he rounded the corner.

A distant, dreadful memory had never left him, it returned in a flashback. She had hidden in the outside toilet; it smelt of powerful bleach after a recent scrubbing. Little Beatrice spotted the bright purple plastic bottle, she had never seen the fluid before, undoing the top, Beatrice inquisitively squeezed the bottle and sniffed it. Geoff burst in.

“Got you, found you!” 

The detergent splattered into her eyes. 

Back to reality, Geoff shook his head, his father’s urgent pulling at the door chased Geoff’s memories away. 

“You’ll never guess?” he started.

“Beatrice can see again?” answered Geoff.

“But how do you know?”

“I can’t stay long, I wanted to see you all and share our joy. Then I must go back to my writing. In my diary!”

The END

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